Fly poster's glue guide.

The advantages of squeezy bottle full of hot cornflour glue:

• Serves as a warm Winter comforter.
• Edible in emergencies.
• Possible offensive weapon.
• Contains no toxic additives.
• Dries quickly.
• Sticks like fuck.
• Slugs eat it.
• Very cheap.
• Clean and easy to apply to target surfaces.
• Quick, compact and contained.

Instructions:

	Required apparatus (screw top squeezy bottle, funnel, spoon, saucepan, cornflour.
	Cornflour added to squeezy bottle's worth of water in sauce pan.
	Mix glue and water while still cold.
	Bring mixture to boil.
	Pour hot glue into squeezy bottle.
	Ready for adhesive action.

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