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	<title>Marcus Valentine</title>
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		<title>Top Drumming Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 22:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks &#8220;Wow, this is cool.&#8221; He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks &#8220;Wow, this is cool.&#8221; He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep, he hears drums.</p>
<p>This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can&#8217;t sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk. When he gets there, he asks the manager &#8220;Hey! What&#8217;s with these drums. Don&#8217;t they ever stop? I can&#8217;t get any sleep.&#8221;</p>
<p>The manager says, &#8220;No! Drums must NEVER stop. Very bad if drums stop.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;When drums stop . . . bass solo begins.&#8221;
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